Red, yellow, and green

can be used to provide help

or to weaponize

It may feel awkward

But ignore the fear and just

Pay the compliment

The bribes I paid were

For better media coverage.

It’s ironic, right?

Someone has hurt you.

Assume positive intent.

Ball and chain detached.

Mergers and spinoffs

– and acquisitions –

testing the culture.

You are offended?

Assume positive intent

And regain your peace.

If not illegal

but repugnant, we call it:

“Lawful but awful.”